Free Stuff For Voting

vote bench, originally uploaded by martha burzynski.

I just had to quickly tell you guys that I have you covered tomorrow for all FREE necessities if you vote and show proof of voting:

Free ice cream at Ben & Jerry’s
Free Donut at Krispy Kreme (I don’t even know if they exist in nyc?)
Free coffee at Starbucks

and best of all, free sex toys at Babeland. Because nothing will celebrate the victory or console the defeat of Obama like hot, hot sex. With yourself.

Now go forth with the knowledge of free shit (if that’s what it takes) and VOTE tomorrow!