Have I ever told you how much I hate pigeons? They’re flying rats. When I went to college and met Micah, he shared with me that he too hated them just as much as I did, and pointed out a startling observation that you never see baby pigeons, so clearly they are spawn from garbage. That’s why they’re different colors! Brown and beige ones? Paper bag and food garbage pigeons. Black and white pigeons? Discarded newspaper pigeons. And so on and so on. They’re bastards and the first time I saw someone (in Long Island) who KEPT pigeons, it sent shivers up my spine. Hell no.
So anyway, that rant leads me to the fact that this shirt made me laugh really, really hard, despite my pure hate for those jerks.